He then closes his right hand into a fist, in a victory gesture, and says one of the following: The Demoman walks in a slow, drunken stride, drinking from a bottle of beer in a paper bag and spouting slurred gibberish. ", "We almost died on that hill! In the play, Macbeth's wife is only ever referred to as "Lady Macbeth". Where it belongs! I just thought we were just testing our weapons! See you soon. This may also be a reference to the cult rock-umentary This Is Spinal Tap. The Demoman is a Scottish explosives expert who uses his Grenade Launcher and Sticky Bombs to demolish his enemies. A caber is a large wooden pole used in the caber toss, an event practiced at the Scottish Highland Games. Medic: Another successful procedure. ", "Merasmus! [Sotto voce] "I cherish these moments we spend together. Ever since the first showing of Macbeth, it has been alleged that speaking the play's name aloud is unlucky. You are nothin' but a buncha' cowards! I cannot be reasoned with! The Scottish Resistance can guard multiple entry points to make approaching always unsafe, set up and manage distinct sticky traps, disarm enemy Demomen's stickies, or even just for direct combat if they are very good with predicting their target's movements. "He who smelt it, dealt it" is often used as a counter against the accusation that one farted, instead directing the blame at the person who complained about it first (since they would be closer to the supposed source). The Spartan Army was one of the most feared military forces in world history. If I were a bad demoman, I would be sitting here discussing it with you now would I?" Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like " (Blows up people and laughs) - There going to have to glue you back together, in Hell." Demoman (TF2) tags: uhh 0 likes Like Note that Voice Menu 3 does not display in the chat window except for "Help!". Greg Poehler A nine iron is a type of golf club. [singing] God bless America, land of America And so forth and so onMove out! twitch chat click to copypasta May 2019 I used to be a real ad More Copypastas There is no "random number generator" in any games 6 twitchquotes: I have a REQUEST: could you please stop saying "RNG"? Presto, you're dead! With his eyepatch, the Demoman somewhat resembles a stereotypical pirate. The Celts were a people of Iron Age Europe. IN HELL! And I'm all out of eyes! ", "I love every single one of ye not you. The Spy is an elusive French gentleman who uses his disguise and Cloaking Device to sneak behind enemy lines. Talk about sneaky AF! Ah ha ha ha! It is also the Demoman's birthplace. "Ya call those bombs, ya wee little romance novel? The second Highlander film is also subtitled "The Quickening". It feels-, "You're all maggots, you scum sucking fruit baskets!" ", "It's on! ", "Men, you are about to become someone's new worst nightmare! The Demoman goes through an aerobics routine with the option of a class-specific animation. The Demoman is so dependent on alcohol that his body has developed the ability to ferment it from his own bone marrow in times where he can't get access to anything to drink. ", "Go back to Calgary, ya cow-herdin' Canadian! ", "You are going down, you spell-casting maggot! By the great seal of the United States of, "Pay no attention to the top of this man's head! ", "Buck up, lads! ", "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A MAGGOT EATING MY BRAIN! The Highland Fling is one of the oldest of the dances that originated in the Gaelic Highlands of Scotland. I am here to take American jobs! In doing so, the person usually does not know where they are aiming and is thus shooting "blindly". ", "You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants! ", "I will kill any man who tries to take this from me. ", "If I have to crack some skulls, I will. Between his and Soldier's rocket jumps, Demoman's fling him a lot further at the cost of dealing more self-damage. Good Snipers can easily ruin a Demo's attempts to set sticky traps or jump across the map just by quickscoping long before the Demo has time to prepare himself to counter the Sniper. ", "Men, we are tied, and that is just another word for losing! I'm gonna headbutt ya! There wasn't room for one. Tonight, we pony prance in HELL!" Meet the Demoman! "Aye, me bottle o' scrumpy!" The achievement is a portmanteau of Glasgow and "0wned", a phrase commonly used in gaming to refer to an individual being shamed, usually by getting killed, by another player. "Dominated! Taunt: Second Rate Sorcery (community-created). You are all bleeders. In the film Braveheart, William Wallace shouts "Freedom!" ", "Merasmus! Come and get me I say! Added 2 official taunts: Yeti Punch and Yeti Smash. This taunt does not injure or kill opponents. ", Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Soldier_responses&oldid=3353607, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. As a nod to the Demoman's Scottish origins, When the Demoman sets the sticky trap for BLU in the doorway, sixteen stickies are dotted around it despite the. Demoman: Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together - in hell! ", "You can have this when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. "Dominated! With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Tf2 animated GIFs to your conversations. Thus, he can defend choke points easily and can eliminate anyone in one massive blast. hah.". It is submitted to the possibility of errors, omissions, or nerfing without notice.". Now put down those socks and let's get to work! Finally, if combined with a shield or Kritzkreig Medic, the caber can crit, dealing up to 390 damage in one hit. But dammit, we took it, didn't we? ], Demoman: "Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! A. a accelerating accelerator accepted access acknowledge acknowledged acquired acquisition across activate activated activity adios administration advanced after agent alarm alert alien aligned all alpha am amigo ammunition an and announcement anomalous antenna any apprehend approach are area arm armed armor armory arrest ass at atomic . Feet up, feet up, feet up! ", "Hup, all right, here we go! Come out! These are a reference to Strong Bad's low-budget, Ed Wood-esque action series Dangeresque, where they are worn by his sidekick, Homestar Runner. A plaid is a pleated cloth often worn with a kilt, made from the same tartan and worn over the shoulder, fastened at the front. ], [A level 2 Sentry Gun upgrades to level 3. Hah! The Ullapool Caber is a "potato masher" hand grenade. "Remember, men, 'the flag was still there'! In Highlander, the main character Connor McLeod speaks this line when he is possessed by the Quickening, absorbing the knowledge and power of his defeated adversary. That book's the Bombinomicon! Demoman (TF2) > Quotes (?) ", "Are you all trying for a Section Eight? I'm gonna headbutt ya! Ciders made in the West Country of England are often called "scrumpy", from "scrump", a local dialect term for a small or withered apple. My mane smells like lavender, and my horn grants wishes! NOOOOOOOOOOO By lehomer22 2022-01-08 09:30 69% (441) Demoman TF2 Video Kaboom Death "am drunk YOU don' have an excuse" By lehomer22 2021-11-18 11:30 82% (441) ], [Cut to scene of the Demoman continuing to chug from his Bottle of scrumpy. Also it's probably common knowledge at this point but the song is sampled from unleash the beast 1 Ribbles78 Engineer 2 yr. ago But I like engineer gaming 30 corona_australia Medic Why nobody use this meme? The taunt the Demoman performs with this weapon active is a reference to a scene from Braveheart, when the Scots moon the English army. Some men gave more than some. Top 20 favorite quotes Demoman ZeppoJR 636 subscribers Subscribe 2.7K 85K views 10 years ago Yeah today I Show off my favorite 20 Demoman quotes, Nuff said. A single-handed claymore would be held in the right hand and used to stab the enemy, the targe would be strapped to the left arm and used to parry sword or bayonet blows, and a small dagger held reversed in the left hand and overlapping the targe would be used to slash. Hats of this style are commonly associated with pirates. ", "Not a single one of 'em can lay a proper sticky! His height is 6' 2" (1,88 m). The Demoman drinks a bottle of beer and proceeds to steer a wooden ship wheel. ", "Come on out, Merasmus! The fast pace of the game makes it almost unusable for direct confrontation, but players who are able to micromanage their sticky placements, find clever trap locations, know to fight only when it's advantageous, and are able to land direct grenade launcher hits when caught off-guard can become the most fearsome defensive powerhouses in the game, rivaling even the Engineer's fully-upgraded Sentry Gun. When the Demoman fires his grenades at the Sentry Gun, it targets the grenades once they're in range and ignores the Demoman. [The Demoman passes a door frame and covers it in sticky bombs] I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the 'ol brimstone. The Demoman then winds up his arm twice before punching the other player's fist. ", "Someone jumps at me, they're hitting the ground in pieces! It is pronounced similarly to "lock", but the "k" is softened. ", "gonna take down to the pain train station in train town", "Whoo, whoo, yah sure! Thus, it is customary to refer to it simply as "The Scottish Play". When Miss Pauling lies to him about Soldier's betrayal of their. Ullapool is a small town in the Scottish Highlands. ", "I will send my condolences to your kangaroo wife. ", "I feel like every bone in me body's broke! T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure . ", "You cannot run from me, my gun is faster. ", "I'm gonna be all over ya like shingles! Engineer: Demoman can kill enemies around corners or lay traps for enemies to run into. Let's win this one! ", "Dinnae worry, lads, we're turning this tide now! ", "Stand back and watch how it's done, lads! ", "DOMINATED! One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] Bootlegging was originally the act of concealing hip-flasks of alcohol in the legs of boots. RED Demoman: I got a manky eye. Put them in a tub with scented candles. It's not burned! ", "Let's give 'em a sportin' chance! Demomen bombard Sentry Nests (and the players repairing them) with indirect splash damage from outside their range, Scouts take advantage of Demos' lack of hitscan weapons and get in close, and Sentries annihilate Scouts before they can get into effective range. Evidence of its existence is largely anecdotal, with minimal, and much disputed, photographic material and sonar readings, as there has not been any physical evidence uncovered as of 2012. "Just bought two tickets to the gun show, and I'm not givin' 'em to ya; I'm goin' with, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=List_of_references_(Demoman)&oldid=2883325, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. Oh, that's right, they were in, "I dinnae even know we were fightin' another team! A reference to the 1995 film Braveheart, set in 13th century Scotland. Ali Baba is a fictional character from the story "Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves", which is featured in the book One Thousand and One Nights, and whose name is the inspiration for the Demoman's One Thousand and One Demoknights item pack. This hat more closely resembles a Balmoral bonnet, which was worn by several Scottish military regiments until they all switched to the Glengarry in 2006. "Beam me up, Scotty" is a catchphrase from Star Trek given by Captain Kirk to the operator of the Enterprise's transport system, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, when he needs to teleport back to the ship. ", "You are all maggots!" I got a good feeling about this. The Demoman gestures towards his head and then performs a head butt with another player. The Demoman's Fro, with its small size and headband, closely resembles the afro worn by rock legend Jimi Hendrix. ", "I killed the bloody Loch Ness Monster! ", "Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: my foot, my other foot, and a ghost! The label on the bottle indicates that it was made in 1680, the same year that the notorious pirate known as Blackbeard was born. In the USA, "plaid" can also refer to any cloth with a checked pattern, similar to tartan. ", "You are all weak. although when the sword and its owner is not on the clock, a headless corpse flying off into the distance. ", [The Demoman bounces a grenade off a wall and gibs a pursuing Pyro. The six remaining modern-day Celtic Nations are Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Cornwall, the Isle of Man, and Brittany. ", "Yer like a little bunny Scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries! ", "All yah dandies prancin' aboot with ya heads full of eyeballs! ", "I have uploaded a boot up your metal asses! [falls asleep, then wakes up] "wha--? Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly. ", "DOMINATED!" I am going to pull a rabbit out of your ass! Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content! I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. ", "They said we couldn't do it! I have an eagle head right now.". ", "You are ten pounds of ghost crap in a five-pound dress! ", "Got anything funny to say about that, funny man? "Ecky thump" is a northern English phrase that is exclaimed during a moment of surprise. I forgot you were there. The Demoman takes out a staff with a skull on its top and a tag reading "99". The quote, "Something wicked this way comes," is spoken in Act IV, Scene 1 by the Second Witch as Macbeth approaches. I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! You do not, "Damn you, Merasmuuuuus! Doing so can leave you with barely enough health to survive the fall. I'm a drunk and glorious man! Patton never lost! Nah, they're terrible! The Demoman tosses his Ullapool Caber into the air, catches it, shows it to his opponent and uses it to whack the area in front of him. ", "Thankfully I already don't remember this. ", "We will push until there is nothing left to push! It's a wee head" [fades], "Yer wicked! ", "Do not look at this man's head! Tf2 Soldier Quotes Tf2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Announcer Quotes Tf2 Heavy Quotes Tf2 Sniper Quotes Team Fortress 2 Medic Quotes Tf2 Engineer Quotes Tf2 Pyro Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates . The reference to the Demoman comes from his role in the original Ocean's 11, where he plays Josh Howard, a former military demolitions expert turned garbage truck driver. Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, for instance killing a certain amount of enemies with a Primary or Melee Weapon, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. And instead of chess pieces, there's just brave blood-hungry sons-of-bitches who love war! I told ya they were a bunch o' wee lasses! This is a sentence repeated throughout the film Highlander, suggesting only one immortal will survive the age-old "game" of decapitation that they play. ", "Oh, we won? I think this might be a mercy killing! I might crawl in there myself! Jesus never lost! ", [Demoman charges into battle along with Team RED while dodging a cascade of rockets. Taunts are character-specific animations that can be manually triggered in-game. He is also known for his role as Juan Snchez Villa-Lobos Ramrez in the film Highlander. Potassium chlorate is a chemical compound commonly used in fireworks and explosives. ", "'Course we won! [sotto voce] You are okay though, right, lad? Robert Roy MacGregor, often simply called "Rob Roy", was a famous Scottish outlaw and folk hero from the late 1600s and early 1700s. ], [Cut to a close up of the Demoman's face, still chugging from his Bottle of scrumpy. ", "DOMINATED! ", "You were loud and ugly, and now you're DEAD! Mature articles are recommended for those who are 18 years of age and older. I am more proud of, "I have been awarded the Purple Heart, the Orange Star, the Green Clover, the Blue Diamond, and the Big Golden Army Ball of Bravery! ", "Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries - and sent me back in time to kick it! TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Let's go cause some more trouble! ", "Do not get cocky, men, even though we have every reason to be! ", "I had me good eye on you the whole time! The closest Captain Kirk (William Shatner) ever came to speaking those words was "Beam me up, Mr. Scott" in the film Star Trek IV. Lucina: Tough luck, missy! from dankmemes. ", "Kill him. You turned me own eye against me! If he is being flipped, the Demoman performs a somersault in mid-air. Demomen can now detonate their stickies while taunting. There's a new gravy-filled angel in heaven.". 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